Simple but fun minigame which has one clear purpose - to let you to virtually fuck cartoon hottie who this time will be non other than Katara from "Avatar: The last airbender" series! Besides enjoying all the action from first perosn perspective you will also get a number of options to customize the scene. Try to find the most sexy looks for Katara according to your own tastes!
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2024-08-21 16:08:18
Ayoub:
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2024-10-11 07:32:48
Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity
To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?
Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out
He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now
The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope
There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't
Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows
His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope
He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows
When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's
Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody
Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping
This world is mine for the taking, make me king
As we move toward a New World Order
A normal life is boring; but superstardom's
Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder
Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over
These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows
He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads
God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father
He goes home and barely knows his own daughter
But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water
These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product
They moved on to the next schmoe who flows
He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera
Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner
But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
No more games, I'ma change what you call rage
Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged
I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed
I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage
But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher
Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper
All the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5
And I can't provide the right type of life for my family
'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers
And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life
And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder
Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter
Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna
Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna
Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's
Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got
To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot
Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not
Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got
To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot
So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better lose yourself in the music
The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go)
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo
You better…
You can do anything you set your mind to, man
2024-10-14 15:20:27
Me:
There is no character
2024-11-14 12:12:17
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
2024-12-15 20:57:13
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
2025-01-02 12:33:28
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Oh, there are definitely going to be even more troubles in Springfield! And just as usual the most of these troubles will be caused by Bart Simspon. Though the character will be different - the boy has growned up and now his attention is focused on hot milfs which his small hometown has all sorts of: from best close friend's mom to teachers at school! And Bart is way too hungry for adult adventures to pick just one of them!
Even though this parody game basically consists of only one animated scene - the scene in which busty Hinata Hyuga from "Naruto Shippuden" gets fucked in a bareback position - you can varry it in dozens and dozens of ways: change and mix over ten different positions with Hinata's clothes, accessoires and conditions to create especially exciting outfits and situations!
Now being growned up Naruto doesn; t have much of exciting adventures yet he made use of to in the past. And although a few of such adventures can be given by his sexy and stunning partner Hinata when Naruto returns it is still not nearly enough. Will Naruto find the balance between tranquility and action or will the regular take control of him when and for all? The solution depends upon lots of vital decisions that you will create him during this aesthetic unique!
You guys who like ninja games and attractive women will love this one. You are Madara's illegitimate kid, and you have been admitted into the Uchiha clan by a Namikaze clan official. Due to their theft of the forbidden scroll, Baruto and Kavaki now possess extraordinary power. They both choose to eliminate the main character, the strongest ninja in the game. You have to figure out a means to both corrupt Sarada and get everything back. Although it's not an easy task, you must do it in order to survive.
Being not very careful when crossing the road has caused our main character to wake up in a new place. Or to be more specific - in a new world: the world of ninjas, the world of intrigues... and the world of hot asian chicks ofcourse! Become the traveller to parallel world and get the chance to not only take part in Naruto's adventures but also to seduce your favorite Sakura, Hinata or Ino! Or may be even all of them if you show the skill!
Back in the days humans were fighting for their survival each and every moment agianst monsters and creatures lurking in the dark. In order to give this new young species a chance the goddess grants one of them with wonderful power. This power can be used for the good or for the bad and when the owner dies it is translated to new generation to fight new challenges. Thsi was the order of things for eons. But it is harder and harder to find the one who cares the power since it is sleeping. And especially at our time - the time of superheroes and supervillains. Who will you become with this power?
In most of classic fantasy themed games you play as brave hero who slayes the dragon and gets the princess. But our game is not classic and this time you will be playing as... the dragon! Will you become the hero or the villain of the story? Depends on how much power you will develope and on the ways you will pick to use it. And yes, getting the princess also can be achieved in different ways.
Visiting your childhood close friend Ben Tennyson for a day to remember good old days turns into exciting challnege. Do you remember his annyoing cousin named Gwen? Well, now this redhead has growned up and all in the right places! Will you find the balance between keeping the friendship with Ben while seducing his sexy cousin? As they say you never know until you will try!
Naruto has actually encountered numerous opponents yet never ever he was so near loosing everything. Who is this brand-new strange opponent? You are! You have come from an additional world though you already understand how every little thing works right here, which characters can become your pals and which you ought to deal with like opponents. Every one of these offers you a substantial advantage and just you will decide just how to utilize it. So how around to build your own kunoichi hareem for the begin?
Sadly the 4th Wonderful Ninja War has left many kids as an orphants yet some of them got lucky enough to get adopted by non other than Hokage. Yes, it's about you. But what will you do next? Will you accept this kindness and give the kindness in return? Or will you keep scheming the revenge and use each and every opportunity you can get to put your plan in motion? This choice is up to you!
In this arcade game you will be playing as the Lord of Tentacles. You need energy to keep your soul living and the most stable source of this energy is coming from... your sexy co-eds in the Hellish academy! So your task is to infect the lockers with your tentacles and then to wait for a proper moment to catch some passing by hottie and... welll, and to collect 'some energy with her!
The game follows the story of Mitsuki Bakugo, also known as Katsuki Bakugo, a young and spirited hero-in-training from the U.A. High School. As the main protagonist, Bakugo's explosive personality and abilities take center stage in a thrilling adventure. The game's narrative is set in a world where heroes and villains clash, and Bakugo must use his incredible strength and agility to overcome the challenges ahead. With his Quirk, Explosion, Bakugo can create substantial explosions with his sweat, making him a formidable opponent in battle.
As I stood in the courtyard of U.A. High School, I couldnt help but feel a sense of nostalgia wash over me. It had been two years since the events that transpired during our battle against the villains that threatened our world. I was now one of the graduation students of this prestigious institution, and I had to admit that I was proud of how far I had come. My quirk, once a wild card in the deck, had been honed and refined through rigorous training and dedication.
In the world of Overwatch, Pharah and Reinhardt are two heroes who have crossed paths numerous times on the battlefield. Their initial encounters were marked by clashes, with Pharah's aerial assaults usually being countered by Reinhardt's hammer-wielding prowess. However, as time passed, their mutual respect for one another grew, and they began to see beyond their roles as adversaries. As they found themselves on the same side during certain missions, they started to bond over their shared values of justice and protection. Their conversations, initially stilted and formal, gradually became more relaxed and friendly. Pharah was drawn to Reinhardt's chivalrous nature, while Reinhardt admired Pharah's courage and determination.
This next game is about Narutp's girlfriend Hinata. But if you still think that this gal is very sweet and shy then this game will change your mind - here you will see how whorey Hinata can be when no one's watching! Oh, and the genre of this game is a memory card game by the way. And just like in any other memory card game all that you have to do is to memorize the placements of the certain cards and match them one by one until you will clear the playing field. And while you will be trying to find the matching pair sof cards Hinata will be having orgy. Each pair of card sthat you will find will bring her closer to climax and once you will find all the matches you will be rewarded with a bonus cum shot scene! Unless if you won't spend all of the extra lifes on making multiple mistakes ofcourse...
Sakura got into some troubles with Naruto or more precisely - with Naruto in his Kyubi mode. What kind of troubles? The ones that will bang her arse really deep! Literally - the whole game is about Sakura being banged in the arse! As aplayer you can not only enjoy hot scenes of rectal fuck-fest with your favoirte anime characters but also take some part in it - just look for active spots on the screen to launch additional animations like pusys masturbation or even anal creampie! Well, this pretty much everything you can do in this game but it won't take too much of your time and you can enjoy it for as long as you want to! And don't forget that on our website you can find hentai more games with promiscuous Sakura and horny Naruto and many of their friends as well!
One day this must have happened - Naruto ha slost control and turned into Kyubi! But not the evil version but the perverted one! Too bad that there was no one around to deal with him except for Hinata... or may this was some part of her plan? Anyway we won't get too much of a story this time - this hentai parody is only about Naruto fucking naked buxom Hinata up her backside againa nd again. You can decide when it the moment for him to spunk - just find an active area and click on it so Hinata could get a hot fountain of Naruto's spunk up her butthole. After that they will... that's right - afte rthat they will fuck one more time! And one more, an done more! Don't forget to visit our website where you will find more exciting adventures of Naruto, Hinata and many of their friends!
In this game you will witnes Naruto dark side - the one that is overfilled with rage and will only one thing which will be to bang Sacura in hardcore way. So in case if you are big devotee of Naruto and not ready to see him like this then don't play it. For everyone else - just push the start button and select the difficulty level. The gameplay scheme is pretty simple - all that you will need to do is to rotate the red sphere in circular motion. Rotaing it in different directions will either speed up or slow down the fucking process. Your goal is to reach maximum pleasure and not letting Naruto's kyuubi out. If this thing happens then it will mean an instant game over. But if you will do the job right then you will be rewarded with a special jizz shot scene!
If you have been following the adventures of Naruto and his friends in the original anime series then you probably remember Lady Tsunade not only as the leader of Konoha village but also as quite serious and responcible woman. Also you might remember that sometimes even she wants to ease off but instead of any gambling or drinking this time our gorgeous milf will prefer something way more involving her physcal shape - she is going to fuck the biggest man sausage that she has ever seen! And to make this challenge even more ultimate she is going to let it in her butthole! That's right - the most intense buttfuck bang-out that Konoha village has ever faced is going to happen here and now and no one else other than Tsunade could handle it better! And now enjoy the flash!
Mei Terumi - awesome looking redhead milf from anime series about Naruto's adventures - is not so often make sher appearance in interactive hentai parodies. And even more rare to see her having assfuck hook-up in them! So probably you have already understood that you should not miss this game! Especially since it won't have any hardcore gameplay requiring some special skills because this hentai parody is orinted on the hentai part. All yo need to do here is to use left and right keys to switch between different scenes of hook-up between Mei Terumi and osme unknown dude (which you can easily imagine as yourself). Firts you will enjoy Mei Terumi being fucked up her tight honeypot more and more intense and later she will get horny enough to let her lover to use her tight butthole as well!
Landing at Crossunder Academy as the new student felt initially underwhelming. Navigating the bustling campus, I checked out the myriad of clubs and activities, but none really grabbed my interest; everything felt predictable and uninspiring. However, a quiet curiosity led me to a meeting for the Student Council, a decision that would unexpectedly reshape my entire academic experience. Through a twist of fate or perhaps surprising determination, I found myself elevated to the position of Class President. This new role wasnt just a title; it came with a surprising amount of power and influence, presenting an unique opportunity to actually make tangible changes and improve life at Crossunder for everyone. More importantly, it threw me headfirst into close interactions with the diverse student body and intriguing faculty, opening doors to getting to know them on a deeper level than I ever thought possible as just another face in the crowd. School life, it seemed, had just become infinitely more complex and interesting.
You are a normal individual living a life of an ordinary trainee. After another one exhausting day of examining you are sitting at the regular train station waiting for the train to obtain you home. Just one yawn... and points stop being regular! You get up in the the other globe loaded with magic, warriors and hot looking nekogirls that assume that you were selected by their siren! This duty includes a whole lot of pleasant perks so don't remain in a thrill to reject it...
"Horace's Hoarse Horse Whores" is actually a several interactive mini-stories about four sweet chicks trying to defeat their biggest fear - the fear of massive cocks! A little bit humorous, a little bit colorful but one hundred percent exciting adventure with a wide set of customization tools for both ladies and their 'opponents 'including various outfits and skintones!
Hentai scene with gorgeous redhead Orihime Inoue from anime series "Bleach" in itreactive mode. Here you can not only enjoy her wonderful curves slap and bounce while she is getting fucked hard but you are also welcomed to customize the scene: from lingerie sets and additional accesoires up to changing Orihime's facial expressions and even making her impregnated!
In this hentai themed game you will get yoruself very uber-cute looking neko damsel which you are suppsoed to train as the perfect slavegirl. The first thing you are recommended to do is to set up her appearance and outfit after which you can begin the training process. This process will be divided by days and each day you'll be able to spend on certain activities from simply talking to having lovemaking and others. Like in any simulator all your actions and choices will affect the certain parameters and actions that will become available for you later in the game. Just don't take this training game too serious - after all it is a hentai game and it was made for all wooly and maids lovers among you to have some hentai themed funtime! More games you can find on our website.
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Ayoub:
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Eminem :
Look, if you had one shot, or one opportunity To seize everything you ever wanted, in one moment Would you capture it, or just let it slip? Yo! His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already: Mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting What he wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out He's choking, how? Everybody's joking now The clock's run out, time's up, over, blaow! Snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope There goes Rabbit, he choked, he's so mad but he won't Give up that easy, no, he won't have it, he knows His whole back's to these ropes, it don't matter, he's dope He knows that but he's broke, he's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again yo, this whole rhapsody Better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him, and You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… His soul's escaping through this hole that is gaping This world is mine for the taking, make me king As we move toward a New World Order A normal life is boring; but superstardom's Close to post-mortem, it only grows harder Homie grows hotter, he blows, it's all over These hoes is all on him, coast-to-coast shows He's known as the Globetrotter, lonely roads God only knows, he's grown farther from home, he's no father He goes home and barely knows his own daughter But hold your nose, 'cause here goes the cold water These hoes don't want him no mo', he's cold product They moved on to the next schmoe who flows He nose-dove and sold nada, and so the soap opera Is told, it unfolds, I suppose it's old, partner But the beat goes on: da da dum da dum da da da da You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… No more games, I'ma change what you call rage Tear this motherfuckin' roof off like two dogs caged I was playin' in the beginning, the mood all changed I've been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage But I kept rhymin' and stepped right in the next cypher Best believe somebody's payin' the Pied Piper All the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my 9-to-5 And I can't provide the right type of life for my family 'Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy diapers And there's no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life And these times are so hard, and it's gettin' even harder Tryna feed and water my seed, plus teeter-totter Caught up between bein' a father and a prima donna Baby mama drama, screamin' on her, too much for me to wanna Stay in one spot, another day of monotony's Gotten me to the point I'm like a snail, I've got To formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not Mom, I love you, but this trailer's got To go; I cannot grow old in Salem's Lot So here I go, it's my shot: feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I got You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better lose yourself in the music The moment, you own it, you better never let it go (go) You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime, yo You better… You can do anything you set your mind to, man
Me:
There is no character
bob:
am i the only one who saw sokkas shit by katara??? is this incest
Busanut:
Four big black oily men fucking u in 50 different angles
Slim Shady:
May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here Y'all act like you never seen a white person before Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door And started whoopin' her ass worse than before They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah) It's the return of the ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn't just say what I think he did, did he? And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha) Feminist women love Eminem Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who Yeah, but he's so cute though Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is By the time they hit fourth grade They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals Who cut other people open like cantaloupes But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird? Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here? So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears? Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first Little bitch put me on blast on MTV Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee I should download her audio on MP3 And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah) I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you And there's a million of us just like me Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can Then you wonder, how can Kids eat up these albums like Valiums? It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, I don't give a fuck With his windows down and his system up So will the real Shady please stand up And put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up Please stand up, please stand up? Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us Fuck it, let's all stand up
nunu:
i hate this rapemeat